One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job — a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
“Poof!” said the genie. “You’re a housewife.”
COST OF MARRIAGE
A little boy asked his father, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying!