The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”.
The town council was angry and insisted that they change it.
So, the doctors changed the sign to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
“Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again..
Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!
“Nuts and Butts” – no way.
“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.
“Loons and Moons” – forget it.
Tired and almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Odds and Ends”